Tips for being late to class
Step 1,
Get up late. Step 2, forget to pack your bag. Step 3, look like you were trying really hard to get to class. You know big entrance, breathe heavy, and look flustered. The professor may appreciate your hard work and may not mark you late. Not that I'm ever late to class on anything....
Good to see you again. I hope your search for a higher institution is going well, and I hope even more that it is leading up here to the Summit. The weather lately has been like ridiculously nice and the word on the street is that its going to be 80 by the end of the week. I'm all for this weather but I'm tired of mowing the lawn and I wanna see some fall foliage. It makes the drive to campus super cool, all except for me watching the leaves and not the road.
Doing the Holocaust tonight in Capstone. Were reading Night by Elie Weisel which is only 165 pages but its one of the most powerful books you'll ever read. It's a lot like when Judy Meisel came to campus last year. I just chills you to the bone. It should lead to a lot of discussion in class tonight, just to see what other people think about it.
It will probably put me into a bit of a funk, but for it not to you'd have to be a machine or something. I bet you could do a great robot dance then. But now, I got to go, lot of balls in the air, and I've got hands of stone. Live well, be swell.
Try some of my mom's chicken soup, it's awesome!
DePiro Rules!
