Ah, finals. I think it's worse waiting for them than actually taking them. I'm really excited to wrap it all up so I can drool over my QPA. I'm gonna have top-notch grades, and I'm super excited. I've been obnoxiously talking about it all week, kinda like right now. I think I have to give credit for this one though to MAC. It really is a special atmosphere up here. Class size and one-on-one advising really makes a difference. At my last college they talked about that kind of stuff on my visits, but I didn't see any of it when I was there. Great job Mount Aloysius, I give you an A, It would have been an A+ but Showtime Steve not hitting any half-court shots at Mountie Maddness hurt you...just kidding! A college is much better than a university though, believe me!

I have two days until my last final and there's no football on. What am I supposed to do with myself? I would cram for religion, but there's a problem. I went to class, so I got all the information and Dr. Rohlf did such a good job I remember it all, too. Well, I guess I'll just have to cozy up to the X-box. If everyone goes to class, they may have the same problem. But, if you're having anxiety from finals, just remember that it will be over soon, and you'll be able to cozy up by the fire and drink egg nog in no time. For now, get lots of vitamin C, stretch out a little, and study hard.

You high schoolers and transfers, schedule a time to visit Mount Aloysius for the New Year. Mount Aloysius College looks really pretty in the snow. Don't make me come get you. The admissions office is busting their humps to bring you into our intellectual community. And, I am spent. I'll give you guys one more to let you know how the last final went. See you later.

Circle the letter that corresponds to your answer:
Who do you love the most?
A) Godzilla
B) Condeleeza Rice
C) Your mom
D) DePiro Rules!